Don't do this at work

Do you know it can be very hard to tell the difference between natural boobs and those with implants by sight alone?

I discovered this one Friday afternoon while I was living in Germany. My shared office was empty, and someone had just sent me a heap of boob pictures in a PowerPoint presentation where you had to say which ones were natural and which ones implanted.

Should be easy, I thought. Just need to look at the position of the nipple. And maybe for scars.

I guessed fake for the first picture. Wrong. Real for the next. Wrong.

Oh come on those are surely fake!

Wrong.

Those ones are small, they must be real!

Wrong.

Wow, this is hard, I thought, maximizing the file and leaning closer to my computer screen for better investigation of each picture.

Wrong wrong wrong.

I was deep in examination of a pair of nipples, nose pressed right up to the screen, determined to get at least one right, when it happened.

A tentative tap tap tap.

I turned to see the new work experience girl, all of 16, who'd knocked on my desk to get my attention so she could ask me a question. About work.

I may have blushed.